class="luminari-font">FOOLISH MORTALS!

class="luminari-font">YOU HAVE STUBLED AUPON THE ULTIMATE WIZARD ZARGOTHRAX'S WEBSITE OF DOOOM!!!

class="luminari-font">Here you will be either stabbed with myknife of evil and be corrupted with it's evil power to become my friend or maybe BLASTED with my VORPAL LASER BLASTER OF PIPITWEEEN!

class="luminari-font">HERE IS A ULTIMATE VISUAL AIDE FOR YOUR LOOKING GLASSES YOU CALL EYES TO SEE ULTIMATE POWER!

class="luminari-font">things i enjoying doing when not obliterating villages and stealing powerful artifacts:

• class="luminari-font">destroying the kingdom of fife
• class="luminari-font">stabbing foolish heros and turing them evil like me!
• class="luminari-font">riding on my undead carnotorus because horses and dragons are for dweebs!

class="luminari-font">watch this dinosaur amv its the best in the omniverse dinosaur fun!